13 Letters of the Alphabet… I LIKE!!!***

On by Trina


Thirteen Letters of the Alphabet… I Like!

1. C… As in C-average. Not great, not bad, just so-so. The equivalent of the use of the word “fine” at some point in an argument…. “Well… Fine then!” It means I might not like it, but I can deal with it. So C is just a mediocre letter, and wouldn’t the world be a better place if there was just a little more mediocrity?

2. F… Grades again! You know… if you’re going to go down in flames, you don’t want a whimpering D-minus. No, an effing “F” is what you strive for!!

3. H… Favorite savior of choice’s middle initial.

4. J… Well…now… jay can mean a lot of things. The local high school team is the Blue Jays. And what got smoked under the bleachers during football games were jays… so I’m told. I LIKE the letter J.

5. L… (L)ove, (L)ust, (L)uxury, (L)amborghini… L is a very hedonistic letter.

6. N… As in “no”. Apparently a word the chippy soccer mom had never uttered to her 9 yr. old demon spawn as he careened through the bookstore last week. “No” is a very neglected word these days.

7. O… As in “oh”, as in….”Oh My God… Yes…Oh Yes…..OH YES!!!” See why I like the letter “O”? Can’t write a decent romance novel without it.

8. R… Two phrases…. “Ruffles Have Ridges” and “ARRRGGHHH”. Wouldn’t want to live in a world without potato chips in a can… or pirates!

9. S… Can’t have a language without a sibilant sound, or.. one that doesn’t have a letter that makes everything plural! By the way… never trust a word that’s plural without an “s” on the end. “Deer”… “Fish”…. What kind of crap is that??

10. T… The word for on of guy’s two favorite things has three “T’s”… and an “S”. The other word is “Beer”.

11. W… (W)ho, (W)hat, (W)here, (W)hy, (W)hen…. Couldn’t run a universe without a “W”.

12. Y… Need it for the word “yes”, or you couldn’t answer the following questions correctly:

Would you like fries with that?

Would you like another beer?

Is the current sitting President dumber than a bag of hammers?

13. Z…. Ahh… Making up this list has…. made me……. zzzzzzzzzzz…..zzzzzzz………

*** Since I originally did a 13 letters I didn’t like list, and some suggested that possibly I had… anger issues. But see… now….that also implied that I liked these remaining thirteen… Right??…

I’m a &%^%@$ …really…%$#@^ing happy person. Honest I am! 🙂

–Coffee Shop Bill

11 thoughts on “13 Letters of the Alphabet… I LIKE!!!***”

  3. I don’t need a “Y” to answer all of #13 correctly. Interesting list. Now I need to look up the post on the letters you don’t like. 🙂

  4. Hey hey…I love your 2nd item!

    …”you don’t want a whimpering D-minus. No, an effing “F” is what you strive for!!”

    Going down in style huh? ahha

  6. Now I don’t know Y people would like you have an anger issue. C- I think you are OK. Thought you put a lot of effort into showing us how nice you can be to letters if you like them! Thanks for the smile today!

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