Thirteen Thirteens I Hope I Never Post!

13 Thursday Thirteens I Hope I never Post…
Brought to you by Coffee Shop Bill

1. 13 Easy Steps to Neutering Your Cat At Home

2. 13 Tips on How to Avoid Becoming the Jailhouse Bitch

3. 13 Nigerian E-Mails I Invested In

4. 13 Home Remedies for Herpes That REALLY Work!!

5. 13 Reasons Why I Think George Bush is the Best President Ever

6. My 13 Favorite Bagpipe Tunes

7. 13 Reasons Why I Became a Proctologist

8. 13 Sex Positions I’ve Never Tried

9. 13 Fun Facts About Neo-Naziism

10. 13 Reasons Why It Is Apparently a Bad Idea to Get Totally Blitzed in a Leper Colony

11. 13 Lawyers I Have Known

12. 13 Things I Found in my Ass (Because I hadn’t read #2 yet…)

13. 13 Things the Voices In My Head Demand I Do…

–Coffee Shop Bill

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15 Responses to Thirteen Thirteens I Hope I Never Post!

  1. I can’t…I ca…I can’t stop laughing long enough to comment. You’ve given me the hiccups. This is so good!

  2. Ok, I thought this was funny enough that I “stumbled” it.

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  4. Cordia Amant says:

    I can’t say that I’d ever post about any of those either. Too little life experience, I guess. ;)

  5. ROFL! Can’t say I’d want to post a 13 list on any of these topics either. I salute your imagination!

  6. Lene says:

    Ya…those are frightening things that I hope I never have to say either. haha

  7. L-Squared says:

    Haha… I really hope I never post any of these TT’s either!

  8. JHS says:

    Since the rest were so funny, I will forgive you for #11.

    Very truly yours,

    JHS, Esq.

  9. damozel says:

    I’m so glad Eclectic stumbled it because it saves me the trouble. I am having a hard time picking out the ones I’d most like to avoid. Let’s see: 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, and ESPECIALLY 13. This is so damn good.

  10. mamatoo says:

    I suppose #7 comes in handy for #12… funny list. :)

  11. Lindsey says:

    What a great idea for a TT. I hope I don’t find myself using any of those topics either….

  12. dew says:

    These are great! And such an original idea. I really can’t see myself wanting to make any of these lists, either!

  13. I’ve just come from a blog that could have had the title of #8. I left quickly without leaving a comment. TT is about us but there is just such a thing as too much information sometimes.

  14. …but I always listen to the voices in my head.

    So that’s wrong, then? *g*

  15. Hahaha. That is awesome! Great TT. I love it! Have a great weekend!

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