Well, this is dedicated to all  you ladies out there, and applicable men as well: 

 New to the relatively single scene, I have been meeting all sorts.  Now, I consider myself an open minded person and pretty accepting.  Thus being, it wasn’t completely out of character for me to befriend a less than perfect and mildly unsavory character.  However, after this recent experince in horrific-ness I feel the social responsibility to post a guideline for those of us who may have forgotton how to date. 

 If He…..

1.  Doesn’t have a checking account or credit card

2.  Has a restraining order from his last girlfriend

3.  Spells things incorrectly on his IM and thinks it’s ‘Kool’

4.  Watches wrestling

5.  Has hobbies that include pissing people off in chatrooms and defacing public property

6.  Thinks jokes about you giving him felatio are hillarious

7.  Keeps asking if his breath stinks

8. Used to date ‘strippers’

9.  Forgets to call because he ‘fell asleep’

and the biggie….

10.  Lives with his parents….in the BASEMENT!

Stay away from these characters….yes, at first their attentive behaviors and cuddly pseudo-behavior may be appealing….but there are reasons why they are single……and probably always will be and living in their parent’s basements….

Just a warning ladies (and gents), I have taken one for the team.  Don’t make the same mistakes! 

In complete abhorrance of my total stupidity,

Rebecca_Smith

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