EEEWWW! This is disgusting! Smell it!

So, whilst whittling away some time at my favorite coffee shop (I wonder where that is), Seaford’s most eligeable bachelor comes in with a large satchel of Steven Segal energy drinks.  Now, this handsome fella opens one up, and says “Oh my god.  This smells like…a toilet…eeww….smell this…” and he proceeds to pass it around and insists we all smell it.  Being such a delectable addition to any mantourage, of course my first inclination is to oblige his desires….and yes, it did smell like a toilet. 

 BUT why would that be the thing to share?  How often does someone say “This is delicious….you have to try it”…..not very!  It is always “This is so bad you have to try it…”

That is right friends….olifactory terrorism….spreading misery one stink at a time….why do we do this to our friends?

Just another deep thought,

Rebecca_Smith
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